I’ve been at this job for exactly one year. Here are the top 10 things I’ve learned since I've been here:10. I’ve learned the meaning of autonomy and I like it.
9. As long as I do my work no one really cares if I’m late or if I leave early.
8. Patience pays off
7. It’s good to be considered the “expert” in a certain area
6. White folks sure can drink and don’t mind doing it in the office on Friday afternoons beginning at 3:00 p.m.
5. Some people really do need to be held to a dress code
4. Cube living is tolerable
3. I don’t miss being micro-managed
2. I’d rather work for a man than for a woman
... and the number one thing I've learned while working on the plantation:
1. Everything is not a friggin' emergency … I’ll get to it.
Have a great weekend ya'll!